Slayers: Герои

The Doctor · Post by **The Doctor** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 1:58 am

В главните роли:

Прелитащи тук-там:

...и със специалното участие на:

Аззи, Арнолд Шварценегер, Архимед... и др. ;p

The Doctor · Post by **The Doctor** » Sat Dec 25, 2004 6:37 pm

Shopping Lists
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Lina: Food, Food, More food
Gourry: Food, D-cells for Sword of Light, Asbestos underwear, Band-Aids
Zelgadis: Sandpaper, Steel wool, Wire cutters, New shoes (again), File, Cure for golemness, Metal polish, Turtle Wax
Amelia: Hammer of Justice, Screwdriver of Peace
Xellos: Marshmellows, Can of chaos, Mixed nuts, Fruitcake
Rezo: Red silk, Philosopher's Stone, New rings for staff, Teddy bear, BFC (big freakin' can) of hairspray

The Doctor · Post by **The Doctor** » Sat Dec 25, 2004 6:47 pm

Top Ten "What We'd Die to Hear the Slayers Say"
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Lina:
10. I love that time of the month
9. Should I go on a diet?
8. Bandits are people, too.
7. I'll do it for free!
6. Yes, Gourry, you can have my share of the food.
5. I love slugs.
4. Gourry is NOT a jellyfish!
3. Xellos, are you free later this cycle?
2. No, Gourry, you are NOT marrying Zelgadis!
1. This whole sorceress gig is getting old. I'm going home and opening a grocery store.

Gourry:
10. Sure, Lina, here's the Sword of Light.
9. E=mc<sup>2</sup>
8. Can I have some more fish guts, please?
7. To be or not to be...
6. I really need to find a barber.
5. From now on, refer to me as Gourry "Dragon Bait" Gabriev.
4. Shabringdu, I choose you!
3. Xellos, are you free later this cycle?
2. Yes, Volun, I'll marry you!
1. PISS OFF, LINA!!

Zelgadis:
10. Yes, I AM a merry man!
9. Rezo wasn't such a bad guy after all.
8. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
7. Rock and roll, baby!
6. Amelia, let's get something straight...
5. Marry me, Gourry!
4. I love my life...
3. Xellos, are you free later this cycle?
2. All you need is love.
1. Yes, I like being a Chimera. Really.

Amelia:
10. To heck with Justice! Bad girls have more fun!
9. Get out of my life, Zelgadis!
8. Dad, get a clue.
7. I'm scared of heights!
6. White is not my color. I think I'll start wearing black.
5. Mazoku are people, too!
4. Sylphiel, you're a wimp!
3. Xellos-san, are you free later this cycle?
2. Life's a bitch.
1. No fair, Naga! I wanted that outfit!

Xellos:
10. I'm really sorry. Please forgive me for all the bad things I've done.
9. Let's not keep secrets from each other any more.
8. I don't mind being called namagomi.
7. Gourry, is that the Sword of Light, or are you just happy to see me?
6. RuPaul wants me to guest host her show tonight? Love to! ^_^
5. Chaos is no fun. Let's get organized!
4. Marry me, Sylphiel!
3. Yes!
2. Who decided purple was a good color for me anyway?
1. Life is wonderful!

Rezo:
10. Sorry, Zelgadis.
9. How am I both Zel's grandfather and great-grandfather? Because I'm from Alabama!
8. Shabranigdu is being reborn in my body? Oops.
7. Robes are outdated. Gimme a kilt!
6. Dark Lords are people, too!
5. Red really isn't my color.
4. Maybe I should try another hair style...
3. Xellos, are you free later this cycle?
2. What is red?
1. I don't mind being blind. Really.

Zangulus:
10. Let's sit down and talk about this like friends, Gourry.
9. Duels are boring.
8. I'm going to become a farmer!
7. What's my motivation again?
6. Where did I get Howling Sword, Part Two? I found it with another copy of Rezo.
5. Zoamelgustar? Who's he?
4. Vrummy, could you please make up your mind whether you're dead or alive?
3. Xellos, are you free later this cycle?
2. Martina, put some clothes on!
1. I'm marrying WHO?

Vrumugun:
10. This is getting old.
9. What are freeze arrows good for, anyway?
8. You were saying about my hair?
7. Let's get this straight: Lina Inverse has been killing copies of WHO? (Kopii, what are YOU complaining about?)
6. Don't call me Vrummy.
5. How could you do this to me, Zangulus?
4. Ever get that creepy deja' vu feeling?
3. Xellos, are you free later this cycle?
2. Everybody do the Macarena!
1. I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm so very, very dead.

Martina:
10. I hate men! Bastards!
9. Lina, can't we just TRY to get along?
8. Zoamelgustar is outdated. Tomorrow I'll start worshipping the Backstreet Boys.
7. Oh, well. Xoana was a boring place anyway.
6. I got my fashion sense from Naga.
5. I love Mazoku.
4. Hollywood, here I come!
3. Xellos-sama, are you free later this cycle?
2. Some guys don't need brains.
1. I dropped Hellmaster on his bum?! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! <faint>

Kopii:
11. Why am I wearing a dress?
10. Violence is not a solution to one's problems.
9. Oops. I shouldn't have done that.
8. Zanaffar? I thought we were going to resurrect John Lennon.
7. Don't worry. I'll plant another one on Arbor Day.
6. I'm a copy of a person that keeps a pink teddy bear in his lab and you wonder what my problem is?
5. Chew on this one, Freud!
4. What do you mean 'slight personality problem?' I don't have a personality problem! Me, neither!
3. Xellos, are you free later this cycle?
2. What the hell is with this hair?
1. I'm okay with being a copy. Really.

Filia:
10. I hate tea.
9. Those Ancient Dragons had it coming.
8. Jiras, get a clue.
7. Summon Dark Star? Sounds like so much fun, you know!
6. Gourry, I'm so jealous of your hair!
5. Anyone want an omelet?
4. I'm tired of this mace. I'm getting a light saber instead.
3. Namagomi, are you free later this cycle?
2. I'm sure that deep down Xellos is really a nice guy.
1. For the last time, they are NOT Christmas ornaments!

Eris:
10. There's something to be said for the 'enlarge' feature on the copy machine...
9. Man, this skirt is short. I really need to get a pair of jeans.
8. What's wrong with the clothes I picked out for him?
7. You shoulda seen him with the Elvis do.
6. Stop jingling!
5. They really shouldn't use downward camera angles when I'm wearing this outfit.
4. Copies are people, too!
3. Xellos, are you free later this cycle?
2. Kopii, you jerk!
1. All I really wanted to do was go to Seyruun and be a high fashion designer...

Gaav:
10. I HATE war!
9. Day-glo orange just isn't my color... A chartreuse trenchcoat might look better with my tan...
8. Barber, I'm thinking maybe I want a lighter 'do for summer. Aw, heck, just shave it all off! Who needs the hassle of conditioning for five hours a day anyway?
7. Xelloss... I can't help but find myself strangely attracted to you...
6. Violence is NO WAY to solve a problem! We should just talk over our differences instead.
5. Hiya Hellmaster! Long time no see! How's it hanging, buddy?
4. Sure, playing with my sword is FUN, but...MAN! I REALLY need a girlfriend...
3. Xelloss, you smart-ass, are you free later this cycle?
2. Quit complaining, Valgaav. the LAST guy I killed and resurrected into a mazoku had the horn coming out of his--oh never mind....
1. Damn! I look GOOD in this sailor skirt!

Valgaav:
10. Why yes, Xelloss, I'd LOVE to join up with you! You mazoku seem like such a FUN bunch...
9. Yep. I'm just your typical gorgeous, anime villain with the tragic past... So, ladies... Which of you wanna stick around and help me rebuild my race?...
8. That's the LAST time I go to Don King's barber...
7. Xelloss... I can't help but find myself strangely attracted to you...
6. No, Gaav-sama... I LIKE the horn... It's just ... would you PLEASE stop using it to flip open the tops of your malt liquor bottles?
5. Dammit, Jiras! You gave me fleas...AGAIN!
4. You know.. Those Golden Dragons really aren't so bad...
3. Xelloss, are you free later this cycle?
2. And I think to myself.... what a wonderful...daaaaaayyy....
1. Heh heh...Pull my horn...heh heh...

The Doctor · Post by **The Doctor** » Sat Dec 25, 2004 6:50 pm

To Do Lists
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Lina:
Eat
Fight Gourry for food
Eat
Fight Bandits
Eat
Fight Evil Sorcerer
Eat
Kill Dark Lord
Eat
Try to get Sword of Light from Gourry
Eat
Beat up Gourry
Eat
Beat up Xellos
Eat
Beat up Amelia
Eat
Beat up Zelgadis
Eat
Sleep

Gourry:
Eat
Get beat up by Lina
Eat
Get beat up by bandits
Eat
Get beat up by Dark Lord
Eat
Get beat up by Mazoku
Eat
Loose Sword of Light
Eat
Get Sword of Light back
Eat
Sleep

Zelgadis:
Get depressed
Get angry
Fight someone
Whine
Curse Rezo when it's really my... Never mind
Get more depressed
Glare at Xellos
Go to bed--depressed

Amelia:
Make speech about Justice
Sing "Life is Wonderful"
Climb tree
Fall on face
Make another speech
Sing "Life is Wonderful" To Xellos
Try to revive Xellos

Xellos:
Annoy people
Change sides
Keep a few secrets
Kiss Lina
Avoid Gourry and Sword of Light
(Note: Get Sword of Light-proof vest THEN kiss Lina)
Change sides
Fight a Dark Lord
Betray a Dark Lord
Betray Lina
Tell Lina
Get beat up by Lina
Kiss Lina again
Get squished by bells

Rezo:
Do dishes
Resurrect Dark Lord
Get new robes
Take over world
Kill Lina Inverse
Make copies to help with housework

Zangulus:
Challenge Gourry
Challenge Gourry
Challenge Gourry
Challenge Gourry
Challenge Gourry
Marry Martina

Vrumugun:
Freeze arrow
Get killed
Get copied
Freeze arrow
Get killed
Get copied
Freeze arrow
Get killed
Get copied

Martina:
Drool over Zelgadis
Try to kill Lina
Drool over Gourry
Try to kill Lina
Drool over Xellos
Try to kill Lina
Make friends with Hellmaster
Try to kill Lina
Dump Hellmaster on bum
Try to kill Lina
Make friends with Lina
Drool over Zangulus
Marry Zangulus
Live happily ever after

Kopii:
Kill Lina
Prove I'm better than the original
Blow up Sairaag
Resurrect Zanaffar
Kill Lina
Kill Eris
Blow up lab
Kill Lina
Blow up Flagoon
Kill Lina
(Note to self: Next time, be sure to check the damn tree for possible Blessed Swords)

The Doctor · Post by **The Doctor** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 4:35 pm

guest star up-to-date: д-р савета хаджикарапопдървеняшка & хан крум ;р